Life is like...

Analogies are ubiquitous in the context of life, and are generally shrugged of like a loose pair of pants dangling unromantically over ones shoulders. Those of a highly facetious nature I admire the most.

For reasons unbeknown to myself, I constructed one for the benifit of you the reader purely at random. After that I proceeded to write the preceding text. Without further ado, the long winded analogy:

"Life is like an Interpretive dance. This is for reasons that are of a highly obscure form of the obvious, however this obviousness is often misdiagnosed as the hyper-complex work of avant-garde philosophers."